Men Rules for men and women
This email gave me a good laugh so I figured i would post it
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>>
>> Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
>> ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
>> We always hear ” the rules”
>> From the female side.
>>
>> Now here are the rules from the male side.
>>
>> These are our rules!
>> Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “
>> ON PURPOSE!
>>
>> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>>
>> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>> You’re a big girl.
>> If it’s up, put it down.
>> We need it up, you need it down.
>> You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>>
>> 1. Sunday sports
>> It’s like the full moon
>> or the changing of the tides.
>> Let it be.
>>
>> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>>
>> 1. Ask for what you want.
>> Let us be clear on this one:
>> Subtle hints do not work!
>> Strong hints do not work!
>> Obvious hints do not work!
>> Just say it!
>>
>> 1. Yes and No
>> are perfectly acceptable answers
>> to almost every question.
>>
>> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
>> That’s what we do.
>> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>>
>>
>> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago
>> is inadmissible in an argument.
>> In fact, all comments
>> become Null and void after 7 Days.
>>
>>
>> 1. If you think you’re fat,
>> you probably are.
>> Don’t ask us.
>>
>> 1. If something we said
>> can be interpreted two ways
>> and one of the ways
>> makes you sad or angry,
>> we meant the other one
>>
>> 1. You can either ask us
>> to do something
>> Or tell us how you want it done.
>> Not both.
>> If you already know
>> best how to do it,
>> just do it yourself.
>>
>> 1. Whenever possible,
>> Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
>>
>> 1. Christopher Columbus
>> did NOT need directions
>> and neither do we.
>>
>> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors,
>> like Windows default settings.
>> Peach, for example, is a fruit,
>> not A color.
>> Pumpkin is also a fruit.
>> We have no idea what mauve is.
>>
>> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
>> We do that.
>>
>> 1. If we ask what is wrong
>> and you say “nothing,”
>> We will act like nothing’s wrong.
>> We know you are lying,
>> but it is just not worth the hassle.
>>
>> 1. If you ask a question
>> you don’t want an answer to,
>> Expect an answer
>> you don’t want to hear.
>>
>> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
>> is fine… Really .
>>
>> 1. Don ‘t ask us
>> what we’re thinking about
>> unless you are prepared
>> to discuss such topics
>> as football or golf.
>>
>> 1. You have enough clothes.
>>
>> 1. You have too many shoes.
>>
>> 1. I am in shape.
>> Round IS a shape!
>>
>> 1. Thank you for reading this..
>> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
>>
>>
>> But did you know
>> men really don’t mind that?
>> It’s like camping.
>>
>> Pass this to as many men as you can -
>> to give them a laugh.
>>
>> Pass this to as many women as you can -
>> to give them a bigger laugh.
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